{"id":961,"date":"2025-10-01T21:08:28","date_gmt":"2025-10-01T21:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/?p=961"},"modified":"2025-10-01T21:13:18","modified_gmt":"2025-10-01T21:13:18","slug":"chapter-16-pre-surgery-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/?p=961","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 16&#8230;pre-surgery stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>guys&#8230;horrible question; did Catherine give Frederick an enema? I was confused when she let him eat food the night before his surgery and then said that it &#8220;would all have to be gotten out of me in the morning.&#8221; I thought she meant he would have to use a bedpan. But then the horrors. The horrors. &#8220;Not much. But quite unpleasant.&#8221; The horrors. Things finally clicked when she said, &#8220;There, darling. Now you&#8217;re all clean inside and out.&#8221; She did not want anyone else giving him an enema because she is possessive like that. Is this what love is? In a way, it is, I guess. It just occurred to me that some of you do not know what enemas are. I am sorry. Post-enema flirting is crazy. and he was rip-roaring ready to go do the hank panky afterwards. they are both so weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>guys&#8230;horrible question; did Catherine give Frederick an enema? I was confused when she let him eat food the night before his surgery and then said that it &#8220;would all have to be gotten out of me in the morning.&#8221; I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/?p=961\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":31,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[100,188,187,184,186,185],"class_list":["post-961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-a-farewell-to-arms","tag-a-farewell-to-enemas","tag-if-you-need-me-ill-be-out-by-the-trees-thinking-about-catherine-flirting-with-frederick-post-enema","tag-spoiler-warning-enemas","tag-the-horrors","tag-this-is-going-to-be-so-embarasing-if-i-am-reading-this-wrong"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/31"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=961"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":963,"href":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961\/revisions\/963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/litgreatwarf25.themanger.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}